Oh you will never hear me on the air, that would take me away from my computer and coding. They keep a tight leash around us tech guys, it's too dangerous to let us out in the wild with real people.
I am Stefan, I am the guy behind the scenes that makes sure these sites are showing you the correct information, sending you to the correct pages and contest. I'm a giant ninja, stealthily coding and fixing things. I'm also an avid video game and technology geek and never afraid to let my geek flag fly. I have an extensive knowledge of video games and nerdly things. I have a wonderful fiance who understands my obsession with gaming. Don't be afraid to ask me about video games, technology, or even horrible life advice.
Leave it to Google to pump up the production quality and have people deliver this straight faced. There are so many little things that they have done today for April Fool's Day. I can't wait for the recap on all the funny things that happen today.
For now, I present... GMAIL BLUE!
And GOOGLE NOSE
Every morning I get out of the shower, it's the same thing. Foggy mirrors that just keep fogging up over and over. Annoying right? Well, this old video I found has some great tips. But the first one? Stopping your bathroom mirrors from fogging up FOREVER.
I understand that every criminal can't be Danny Ocean in Ocean's 11, but, come on. I think he needs to figure out some planning skills before he goes on and tries to pull a heist of any type. Actually, for someone like this, maybe a snatch and run crime isn't the best idea. I give him a D for effort and an F- for execution.
Jimmy Kimmel does a good job at late night. However, this skit was perfect. Take a little child, put them in a room with Jimmy Kimmel and the Toothe Fairy, hook them up to a fake lie detector and ask them simple and honest questions about being a kid. Hillarity ensues.
I hope these guys get together and get their project off the ground. When I go to Europe, I will totally spend time at one of these screens. I want them to go global with it. Could you imagine going to New York City and talking to someone in Tokyo or Moscow? This is a great idea.
I am known around these parts as the guy who loves cats. But, this, this is really scary. Large cats are cool, but this man has been accepted into a pride of lions.
Let me reiterate this, a PRIDE OF LIONS.
King of the Jungle.
Best friends with a human.
I'm actually terrified by this cat. At first, it was cute, because who doesn't love cute little kittens. But then, the more it made this noise, it made me cringe in fear. Take a listen:
How else do you learn this skill. The skill of being able to throw chopsticks through a steel pot. Yeah, you heard me right.
We've all been there, at a resturaunt and the staff come along and start clapping franticly and singing a happy birthday song. Some people get weirded out, some laugh, some get bashful.
Well, last night, to celebrate the Net Ninja's birthday, my loving fiance had the staff bring drums, gongs and traditional japanese happy birthday song mixed with the traditional happy birthday song. Then, on top of that... I was given a "hat" to wear for this song.
Photo Credit of Stefan the Net Ninja
My fiance decided to laugh too much at me, so, they made her wear one too. She received the "Pretty Girl One" as our server Dong put it.
Photo Credit of Stefan the Net Ninja
Has anyone else ever had an equal parts amazing/embarassing birthday celebration?
